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I saw one of my favorite things today. A delusional person.

I was driving home from the grocery store when I spotted a balding, over weight man wearing a dirty tee shirt and a spotlessly clean pair of athletic shorts leaving a gas station with a mega sized slurpee.

I just want to remind you, world, that putting on gym clothes will in no way what so ever counter act the fact you are going to ingest a 32 oz plastic cup of liquid sugar, even if you walk to the gas station to get it.

Part 2 coming Monday on a media device near you.

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