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My last art post was pretty whiny. If you aren’t into that be prepared to leave.

This game is called “Spot What’s Wrong with the Picture!”

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Did you spot it? Here let me help you with a closer image.

 

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Do you see it now? The large dark streak meandering its Buddha fraking way across the entirety of the piece? I have a young child in the house. Sadly he is not responsible. Nor is the cat who IS responsible for a surprisingly large percentage of art mishaps in my house.

This is the direct result of my Brain forgetting how to Hand.

That’s right. You heard me. I was  sitting there coloring my merry way away when suddenly it was like my right hand had a small violent stroke and I fumbled the marker. My scrabbling for it only increased the damage level. Faber-Castell : + 5 Damage to mental stability, critical hit to all creations in play made of frickin’ PAPER.

I sat in shock and revulsion for a good 10 minutes unable to decide if I was going to burst into tears or start punching a wall. In the end I took a deep breath and went downstairs to watch some Olympic Super G while I gave my brain some time to process whether or not I was scrapping it entirely. I opted to finish and here you go. The tragic tale of a moron with a marker.

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2 Comments

  1. Forgive me for laughing, but I’m only laughing at your telling of the story. I think anyone who has done art for very long has had a spastic moment. I’m know I have. Nice piece regardless.

    • Thanks Foresterartist. It certainly gave me a chance to laugh at myself too.


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